Saol Glórmhar

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl

You: hello

Stranger: your asl

You: 900, male, Tardis.

Stranger: what?

Stranger: you can’t be that old

You: you cant know im not that old

Stranger: but people don’t live that long

You: who said i was people

Stranger: so your an animal?

You: well technically all hominid species are animals.

Stranger: just answer yes or no

You: the world is rarely so black and white. but, if you insist, then yes

Stranger: well actually neither animals live that long

You: false, there is a species of jelly fish on this planet that can technically live forever. there are also other animals whose life spans are unknown due to infrequency of encounters and inability to access their natural habitat.

Stranger: okay, you win

You: I was unaware a contest had been initiated

Stranger: you really don’t know the other meaning of that?

You: not so much a meaning, as much as an implied assumption.

Stranger: oh god, you really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.